The Smith's were a prominient family, their family came accross in the Mayflower. They hired and author to compile their family history there were senators in their family but also Great Uncle John who had been exectued in the electric chair.
The author said not to worry he would handle the story tactfully. The book was printed. It stated, "Great Uncle John occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important institution and was attached to his position by the strongest of ties. His death came as a great shock."
Just goes to show things aren't always what they seem!!! Hehehehe
was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Dang, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
There was a little girl at the bank today and I told her she should come by our house and see the chickens. I told her they talked to me. But what you see above is about the limit of their vocabulary. BTW, the little girl's mother used to live just across the road from us.
HEHE, you guys are silly! We haven't started taxes yet, but I think that I need to get a tax lawyer, as I didn't file in the US during my 7 years in Canada, and now I am told that I should have. Yikes. Taxes in Canada are so much higher than they are in the US that I shouldn't have to pay anything here, but all I can claim is ignorance, and that isn't much of a help. Hubby is going to kick himself for marrying me. Life goes on.
Now, Miss Kya, that is terribly funny, but I can't help but allow my technical background to surface here. Dry ice does not melt. It is one of the few substances that goes through a process called sublimation. Sublimation is the process of going from a solid state to a vapor state without going through the liquid state.
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