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....dang! There is only room is in the freight boxes at the far end of the train....just before the caboose!
it'll be noisy but we should all fit. We will head...
towards Chicago (I think) and I sure hope we don't get delayed because of a .......
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Elton, do not worry b/c tornadoes only happen in The Wizard of Oz.....Elton, why are you shivering? "Petunia, it's because.......
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We are in the cooler car, and I am sitting on the Ice Cream! I just......
ELTON! Did you remember the GPS b/c we don't know where Uncle Humdinger really lives and you REALLY need to get off of that ICE CREAM b/c now my you've made a mess and ....
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..the conductor will not be very pleased!
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run back and get the GPS and then we can.....
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...pretend we know where we're going! ......what if we travel east?....
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"Then we can hit the beach. Do you know which beach we will land on??" asked Elton
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...hmmmm...the map says Cape Cod!
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Ok! Now we're here with out toes in the ocean!
Which way do we go! South, or North?
UP!!!! and Elton began to flap his big ears
and everyone gasped as the ground got further and further away
and things got smaller and smaller
"how long can you hold on to all of us?" Petunia asked
"As long as I can!" Elton exclaimed
and on that note Elton tipped his left ear a bit and our travelers
turned.............
ELTON ! LOOK at those whales ! Petunia, I think whales eat elephants ! no, they don't, whales eat.......
so there is nothing to worry about except.......
oh, Elton ! When that whale breeches , WE GET AN UPDRAFT ! Follow the whales, Elton. We'll have on toes in the sand on sunny Cape Cod in NO time! But then, something odd happened.....a tiny skiff was sighted below....
HORACE IS THAT YOU ? ? ? Elton, come on, let's see if we can ......
glide on down to that skiff. HORACE, IT IS YOU! "great", said Elton. "Now all we have to do is......."
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