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reliable! Elton, go find Horace NOW. He's in the bathroom and I'll go get the oxen to hook them up to the stagecoach, Don't lose that flag b/c we may need it if.....
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..we want to get across the border!
Darn, this is going to be a loooong trip!
Petunia came rushing back in from hitching up the ox and said," This fellow was selling tabloids and .......ELTON! YOU are on the COVER! Pick where we're going ~ Mexico or Canada. ......
Let's head down south and see what in store for us there.
Away they went.............
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..hoping to gather blobs of oil in the beaches to...
recycle into soles for shoes but Elton found a ....
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"Elton! Do you know we could use that toothpick to........
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ELTON! YOU are the KEY to the........
Mystery. Now we can get down to the business at hand and unlock.....
Pandora's box! That was your friend's name, right Elton? HORACE! HORACE! Where are you? "Relax, sis, I'm.......
takin a bath in the river. I need to cool.....
the blister on my toe. Petunia, how did I get this blister? Horace do you remember when...
you stepped on that firecracker? Then you.......
hopped around like a rabbit......hey where did.....
ELTON GO! Geez Horace you forgot his leash again. Are e ever going to get out of.....
Now the raft seems to be losing air. SOMEone has to get off! I vote to have....
HORACE, where ARE you? ! ? ! Horace did you fall off the raft? Elton? Suddenly, Petunia was alone wondering about...
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